Please excuse Jason from his twenty year reunion (that may involve adult engaging conversation with people he dearly misses and the possibility of consuming a long overdue alcoholic beverage and possibly while playing golf followed by what appears to be an entertaining evening in my favorite metropolitan area in the Americas) as he is at war with the Taliban and will be until September(ish).
Please reference the following picture as proof of his status of nonavailability.
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Sincerely,
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Jason Todd Wilde
Captain, Field Artillery
FA Mentor
Kandahar, Afghanistan